My favorite is the noise Servo makes for the clay lump in the host segment afterward. Literally impossible to transcribe.

I'm Peter Graves, and I'm enjoying some good natured ribbing with one of my many new pals; Here, at the University of Minnesota.

"I'm going to get all sexy now!"

Same gas station.

I beg your pardon?

"By the way, where're you boys from?"
"RUSSIA?"

It's really crazy in retrospect that they did a host segment directly parodying A Case of Spring Fever, with Crow as "Willy the Waffle" teaching Joel and Tom about the horrors of a world without waffles, back in Season 3. They waited 7 years and a network change to finally use the short proper!

I always felt sorry for Head Chef Tate Dillow in those ads. It always seemed set up so that the CEO apologized, but at some point he was really just passing the blame to Tate.

I posted a link a couple comments up to Serious Eats' Foolproof Pan Pizza recipe. You need to plan a day ahead of time so you can make the dough and let it rise (A 2 step RonCo "Set it and forget it" process) - and the sauce, can't stress how good and easy it is to just cook down some canned tomatoes with your own…

I think the economic analysis - or maybe his complaint - was that the cost per pizza would have to increase TEN WHOLE CENTS to "cover" the costs of ACA (i.e. ensure that Papa "I clearly have a gross and deep-seated need for approval and admiration, I should be in every one of our commercials for at least 4/5 of the…

What if I told you there was a super easy way to make pizza for cheap at home, and the crust would taste exactly like you remember Pizza Hut tasting like as a kid?

You say that, but…we have the technology.

The 5-5-5 deal, which absolutely must have been targeted exclusively at college students and recent grads but I'll be damned if it wasn't perfect.

No, Papa John's is to Domino's what…I don't know, the pathetic cry of a child being slaughtered by a giant chipper/shredder machine is to Nickleback.

And the MPH Knots were going down!

I'm a weightlifter! C'mon!

"Should we get a gay man for OUR roof?"

DIDJA SEE MY BUTT?!

If your name's Alexander Phipps, it's basically over for you.

Geez, kid, DO A PUSH-UP.