Eleanor Roosevelt's PISSED!

Those are my favorites - almost every one of them comes with a script featuring the incredible combo of attempting to be "hip" to what the kids are into while also treating the very concept of "teenagers" as a threat on the level of the atom bomb.

"This movie was originally titled Looking For Mickey!"

Hamlet's FINE. It's FINE. The riffs are good, Ophelia is super attractive (especially post Polonius' death when "she turned into an SEC cheerleader,") it's FINE.

Boggy Creek II ("And the Legend Continues…to not be heard about, by anyone") is great.

Remember: When Riding With Death, buckle up.

"Mr. B, you're hot…"

[Looks mournfully at funeral procession outside, pulls down curtain]
"There. My problem went away."

Personal preference comes into play there - there are some episodes where even solid riffing can't overcome the stench of the movie.

Just make the perfect burger.

Here is the 30 minute loop of Moon Theme you were asking for:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

A coop game where you can incessantly grief your partner, too. Pick 'em up and chuck 'em in a pit! Ding 'em in the head with a box! It's never not funny, as long as it's not happening to you!

I think the thing everybody was asking for in a Ducktales platformer on mordern systems was TUTORIALS AND UNSKIPPABLE DIALOGUE.

The first time I dropped a rock on the Korok by mistake I reflexively shouted "OH NO," like I had just stepped on a kitten or something.

The only one I had a problem with was following Oaki the brave little plant boy, because I repeatedly forgot that activating the scope automatically makes Link stand up. I'd zoom in to make sure I hadn't lost sight of him, and he'd catch me because I wasn't as far behind as I thought.

If you've only met him once, try checking around Outskirts Stables. Otherwise he's exactly where he said he would be in the Lost Woods.

Here's the windup…and the pitch.
Woorwuff?

Classic Comedy Central. A network run by people who definitely appreciate their own programming.

"Blackfish was a movie about a whale who wanted to kill people, so they did the right thing and put him in a jail."

"'I once…' no, that's a joke answer too."