My Dafoe impression in college consisted of a gravelly throated bark of "I'M JESUS, SPIDAH-MAN!"

Spoiler: Houses Jets and House Giants both lose in the end.

Speaking of Summer originals - Invasion America.

Very clumsily done, but that is the nature of the beast. I'm sure the Assistant DP rolls his eyes every time the Cover Girl rep on set walks over and requests another take, this time with a cleaner focus pull.

"These have nametags on them! Let's see what he's got…Polly…Cheryl…Cheryl…

I saw "John Goodman" in almost back-to-back headlines and got VERY worried for about 10 seconds

My college roommate was a devoted Yes, Dear viewer, so I picked up a lot of it secondhand. It had a meta-snark sense of humor going for it that elevated it above a lot of its contemporary CBS programming. (I'm specifically remembering the episode where the husband and wife have a tiff over how she decorates the…

Donny want a quarter!

My favorite variation on that gag was the end of the Petoria episode, where it's revealed that the episode was an educational film being shown to a history class in the future. The first and only question from a student: "So, could the baby actually talk, and did people understand him? What was the deal with that?"

"He wears a crown, because he fancies himself a KING…a man who can CHOOSE who lives and who dies!"

"I told you making Goldschlager in-house was a bad idea!"

"Vagina Coast Guard?"

Most of those honor his efforts in the cocaine legalization movement.

That's nice and all but it's no excuse for why the show is so lazy and mean-spirited.

Why do I get the sneaking suspicion that he's probably reading this comment RIGHT NOW.

I remember sometime around 2007 or 2008 sitting down to watch FG on Sunday night, and I told my roommate "If the old pedo shows up in this episode, I'm done."

Yes! Why the hell do you open these things in major metro areas with established, diverse culinary landscapes? "Huh, LA didn't go for fast casual noodle bowls, guess Jethro in Upper Hickston won't either."

Watch the potty mouth, Jimbo Jr.

I believe UB40 cleared that up for all of us with the song Red, Red Wine

The only "purple drank" I care about is Children's Dimetapp!!!