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Cameron is going to use cutting edge tech to make a computer generated Robin Williams rap about the environment and animal testing again (His lawyers found a workaround to that "can't release my archival material" thing in Williams' will.)

#Zooted

James "I don't want to admit that these things aren't actually happening so let me assure you, and myself, once again, that Avatars 2 through 45 are in production and will definitely be happening" Cameron

Jason Blossom seems like a bit of a creep, I'm sure he had some "mementos" of Polly's tucked away in the back of his sock drawer.

The way they structured the Polly jump scare was another fantastically smart bit of cinematography. The audience was prepped for something the second Betty walked in to the attic stairwell, and the mirror reveal was effective in having us drop our guard with a moment of levity.

Congrats on being Sun On Yee, motherfucker.

I see a good number of international addresses at work and now, thanks to Sleeping Dogs, whenever HK pops up I have a rough idea of where the person in question lives.

"AHHHHHHH, THE RARE 1.5L BOTTLE OF CHARLES SHAW"

Sprouse's performance is hit or miss - his voiceovers in particular are awful, but the script is to blame for a lot of that - but he knocked it out of the park in that final scene. (As did Apa, Reinhart and Perry in the background. They looked believably SO UNCOMFORTABLE to be witnesses to that moment.)

"Nice jacket! I can pawn this over in Greendale for booze!"

The reveal of the Blossom crew in haute couture hunting jackets and with bloodhounds in tow was absolutely perfect.

"Hey, the guy with anger issues is reaching for a bottle, this seems like the perfect time to ask why he's so angry at my pop!"

Can Grandma Rose fill the Cryptkeeper role in the inevitable Sabrina spin-off?

But it would have been much easier to say "Hey, Jughead, you and Betty are doing a solid job with your detective work. Since you were the only people to see the car before it got torched, you could probably help us out, what can you remember about it?" No reason to leap to treating him as hostile or uncooperative.

"Teen vandal whose graffiti art makes on-the-nose statements about Riverdale politics" is EXACTLY what this show is missing.

She should be randomly appearing in the corners of rooms way more often.

(Grandma rolls in with her tiny bottle of blood red hair dye) "WE CAN FIX HIM."

And that they weren't just the same bottle over and over. Mr. Jones' drinking may be out of control, but he still craves variety - scotch, wine, cheap lager; he's running the gamut. (Also, Serpent business must pay alright, because even though he's technically unemployed he's not sticking to bottom shelf rotgut.

"I thought it had to be Joseph!" - Archie Andrews

Given that it's a teen drama about beautiful people on The CW, it's among the most natural product placement I've ever seen.