It's a phase, she'll come back around on it when she's an ironic hipster townie after college.

With a Beaver tooth like that…y'know, I was going to make a crude innuendo here but…Beaver tooth.

Milton Berle of Homeroom, that kid.

Christmas of '96 I asked for Blockbuster video gift cards from the extended family so I could rent an N64 and Mario for a weekend. I got the system like 9 months later. I was a dumb kid.

Who needs a rod and reel when you can just jump right in and grab 'em?

I did the box stacking/grate balancing method, and it was tough to pull off due to the twitchy nature of that power. Your stasis ladder method both never crossed my mind and is wildly inventive.

As an addendum to point #2, scout mobs from a distance with your scope beforehand, so you've got an idea of what kind of weaponry they're working with. (I often forget to do this then find myself getting one-shotted when the basic Bokoblin turns out to be swinging a dragonbone club rather than a simple wooden one.)

Ehhh they'll just hire the JibJab guys to make some toothless current events songs that Boomers can't get enough of.

NO, NOT THAT FAST! Remember last time?

Yeah but in that awful alternate universe, Jay Leno is still on five nights a week at 10 - and it's the most popular show on television.

GEOSTORM! He's a cop.

Brainwave: It's a YA book series about a gifted but unfocused young adult, who learns how to conquer their burgeoning powers by reading a series of YA books. The spinoff series is part of the plot! You've got to buy and read the book within the book to get the whole story!

Nation delights in coo-coo-brains' public struggle

And don't forget about the forbidden, legendary 4th book the author said they'd never write (Until the royalty checks started drying up)…Airvalanche.

And don't forget the…other stuff.

It's insane how that one five-second gag probably instantly became most people's touchstone for Archie comics in whole.

EHH, WRONG. It's a good show and the over-the-top mentality is what makes it fun.

I want Betty to turn into Dark Betty again and put the black bob wig back on. That was a very important moment for me, I mean, the show.

The movie should just be 2 hours of Jason Momoa running around one tiny village seeing what he can tether together with his grappling hook and rodeo riding oxygen tanks for goofs.

"Why is this movie forty hours long?"