Is he still wearing that stupid Five-Percent Nation medallion?

Name's Ash. Housewares.

His complexion reminds me of this:

You can sometimes get away with doing that with jalapenos, but don't try it with habaneros.

Lady, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store.

Travel to Michigan.

The bit where Bad Ash makes a clown horn sound while beating the shit out of Good Ash is maybe the funniest two seconds of cinema, with the possible exception of the moment when the dad in the Spatula City commercial in UHF is about to get into the station wagon.

"It's only wafer-thin."

Thanks…I like commentaries and haven't heard that one. I'm putting it on my library list.

I once ate pizza with Bruce Campbell and got him to record a birthday message for my brother, who turned 16 that day. Bruce told him not to drink and drive.

Don't start with none of that Communist shit! Now, I think we're gonna teach you how we play pool!

My brother is a chemist and I think he was the one who told me water was terrible for getting rid of hot sauce.

My dad gave me some Dave's Insanity Sauce one year and thinking it was not much hotter than Tabasco, I opened it and dabbed a drop or two on my tongue and then spent the next half hour clawing at it. I think I learned that water is terrible for getting rid of hot sauce but milk is good.

Good God, look at me! Pinky's my name and money is my game! You can pull out my groin, but give me that coin! Hell, I'd rather be dead than not have any bread! Pinky's momma didn't raise no fools now!

They did, but all he does is take bananas from craft service and sculpt them into dicks like we used to do in sixth grade.

I like the feature-length documentary on the making of the film. There's a funny part where Clooney and Tarantino are heading to the set and some guy playing a fan comes up asking QT to autograph his Pulp Fiction poster and they kick his ass and rip his poster up.

Same here. The prequels had good production value, but i have no desire to rewatch them. The recent movies were unmemorable.

Jim Kelly should forever be known as Black Belt Jones. That was a super-popular movie when I was in high school (20 years after the movie was released) and I still remember rolling around on my friend's basement floor laughing and screaming, "He's got bogarts coming in from Frisco!"

Yeah, that's a bit much.

I think 4 was best. 3 had memorable effects, but with a few major exceptions, a mental hospital is a terrible place to set a film.