YA WIND UP IN THE HOSPITAL WITH X-RAYS THAT LOOK LIKE A JACKSON POLLOCK PAINTING! HEH! HEH! HEH! (creepy puppetlike laughter)

God, don't people ever get sick of Star Wars?

LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHING!!

He's been dead for 25 years and making fun of gays was only part of his humor.

That's not even Robin Williams's best movie.

Jeez, even I didn't graduate college a virgin.

But years later, he'll change his stage name to White Lion.

"Bobby, I smeared my lipstick when I kissed my finger. Can I borrow some of yours?"

I don't find his "Rubber Love" bit very funny, except maybe his rage at having to use condoms ("Do we like condoms, guys? No! We fuckin' hate 'em!") .

What if the protester was wearing a Poison T-shirt?

I looked it up to make sure, but yes, he describes Bloodsport as “an incredible, fantastic movie.”

Out of curiosity, I looked up Trump's favorite movie, which is Citizen Kane.

I remember in Stephen King's book Needful Things, Ace Merrill takes a trip to Boston and sees graffiti that says YOG-SOTHOTH RULES.

I finally tossed out my suit last month…I had had it for 10 years and had it repaired several times. I couldn't resist destroying it for fun and I ripped both sleeves off and for a moment I thought of how they bond by taking his military school dress uniform and ripping the sleeves off to make him look like a biker.

Was that after volunteering the kid for an arm wrestling contest against his will or knowledge?

Did you then drink one beer which made you so drunk you crashed a car into a house? I think that was a SBTB episode as well.

I don't get this idea that comedy is supposed to be nutritious and inoffensive now. Half of the reason I crack up at Kinison is because he's endorsing stuff nobody would ever endorse…like saying that, like it or not, "we're gonna drink, we're gonna drive, we're gonna pull it off." And some asshole nowadays would say,…

He had a soft, gentle voice and his interview is pretty funny as he tries to convey that his opponent is his mortal enemy and that he hates them.

He wasn't an actor, but rather a professional arm wrestler (as was Rick Zumwalt, who played Bull)…nowadays, he does a lot of work with the military hosting arm wrestling contests.

When I worked in England, they always had some milk to add to tea. The day before I left, I bought a tub of cottage cheese and added it to the milk so it would seem like it had curdled.