Stallone really had a formula going, using his small stature to his advantage. He'd get some big guy who was a loudmouth braggart, who talked about how he loved hurting people and how he had no respect for anyone and then Sly would be all quiet and humble and "well, I'll do my best and hope that's enough."

"I break arms, drive trucks, and arm wrestle. That's what I do, that's what I do best. There is no room for second place in this contest. Second sucks. I hope to hurt my opponent, cripple him, so that he never dares enter a contest against me again. He's got no shittin' business being there."

Sam Kinison, who we're not allowed to like anymore because he didn't "punch up" and some of the things he joked about hurt some people's feelings (and not just rich white guys!) And comedy is supposed to make you feel good and validate your political and social beliefs.

She was a young mother, probably in her early 30s, but it had never occurred to me to look up anyone's skirt.

We always had a box of Franzia in the garage growing up.

I almost added a credit to it since I figured most people wouldn't get it.

I think I upvoted you anyway, though you used the Spanish rather than Italian.

From Eric Schlosser's Fast Food Nation:

They probably thought she was Diane Venora.

I like how he earnestly describes the personalities of the robots. I think he said something about how the gorilla was gruff but had a heart of gold.

As nutty as that one guy was whose lifelong dream was owning those robots, I kind of admired him because he saved up for like three years to own them.

The first time I ever heard about looking up a girl's skirt, I was in sixth grade and my friend's mom was changing a lightbulb and told me not to look up her skirt.

Yeah, but you know that in the bottom of the ball pit are tons and tons of tokens. You just have to keep the other kids out so you can dig them out.

Take a look at the prizes and see if you still care about the tickets. From my memory, it was something like:

"I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told that she's here. Can I see here, please?"

I've read of more than one drunken brawl between parents happening in these places. Do they even serve alcohol there?

I work as an advertising copywriter and I'd like to know who thought a rat would make a great mascot for a kids' pizza joint.

"He's smiling at you, Beavis."

"I could never be a woman because I'd just sit at home and play with my breasts all day."

She looks like she put on a bit of weight in a good way.