Oh God, I hate Applebees because it's, like, TOTALLY corporate, and they serve shit that nobody wants to eat, like steaks and burgers and such…boo! It's like, so catering to WHITE SUBURBAN people…omigod, could they get more lame? I mean, nobody but stupid middle-class white people would want to eat..oh god….hamburgers…

I presume in those days, people did not name their kids after movie characters. I know someone who named her child "Matrix." She doesn't know what a "matrix" is beyond it being the title of a movie. Another named their kid "Maximus." Why? Because, you know, that movie with Russell Crowe was pretty cool, and they…

HA HA HA! YOU WERE NAMED AFTER THE DOG?!?

I'll bet a hundred bucks that there will be more than a hundred kids this year named "Logan."…it's not a bad name, but it's childish that people would name their kid after a superhero.

My imaginary daughter likes to putter around, doing jigsaw puzzles while she chats with Sock Monkey and watching vintage cartoons like Looney Tunes or Popeye for a few hours.

I don't use the word "hero" very often…but you, Chewbacca Mom, are the greatest hero…in American history.

Nothing clean right.

I admit to enjoying both the movies while acknowledging how terrible they are. I like the cars and Dom DeLuise as Captain Chaos, as stupid as it is, is still really funny

Now I have to leave because I have to go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish.

Werp……werp….

CASH ME OUTSIDE. HOW 'BOUT DAT?

What a wonderful concept, rich with ideas:

"New improved Joker products! With my new ingredient: SMILFex. Uh-oh, this guy don't look happy. He's been using Brand X! But with my new Joker brand, I get a grin, ag'in and ag'in!"

SMILF, though your heart is breaking

I just rewatched the stunt in Robocop where Paul McCrane crashes his bike into a parked car and there is one cut where I cannot see how a stuntman could not be injured.

I don't want no Commies in my car. No Christians, either!

POSSIBLE RESPONSE:

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I've considered getting a motorcycle for years. There's only me and I have survived without a car for more than a decade in Chicago, so a motorcycle sounds pretty cool to jet to the Upper Peninsula to see my family. Plus I have a cousin who has at least two dual-sports.

You'd think it would be the other way around. I'm certainly not saying "they deserve it," but stuntpeople put themselves into hazardous situations, whereas in most workplaces, they do everything they can to avoid them.