"Chicken wings…"

"Fine! Goddammit! God… Fuck! Shit! I hope Tom Cruise is as straight as they come… I never thought he wasn't!"

And you can always tell a New Yorker because they're tough and take no shit, but underneath, they have a heart of gold.

I'm not usually into the whole "milf" thing, but I used to feel the same way about Bonnie Hunt.

Or the reality show star New York driving a Chrysler New Yorker through New York while eating a York Peppermint Patty with a New York-style pizza on the seat next to her.

I may be the first person to say this, but I feel like New York, the city itself, is like a character in this film.

Can't be as good as the twist at the end of the first segment of his play Bash, which involves murdering a baby. It's worse than it sounds.

I was thinking the other day that I have never heard a bald joke that was funny that wasn't written by Larry David.

I remember one of the Rounders reviews said she "has an even littler-girl voice than Renee Zellweger."

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio has let us know
That this is not a test

"He's not bald? So he just shaves his head for no reason? That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!"

And I thought it stank around here because I just farted.

One side believes in open borders, treatment over incarceration for drug offenders, and universal basic income; the other thinks illegal immigrants should be deported, we need to be tougher on crime, and people shouldn't get free money for no work.

The Chicago Public Library has it. It's definitely worth seeing…Roger Daltrey with a 12-foot phallus and Richard Wagner is a vampire creating an Aryan superman who kills people with a machine gun guitar.

Disney.

You want some real Ken Russell insanity, try Lisztomania.

I like the part where Prince decides to give Wendy and Lisa some credit and he kisses one of them on stage and she looks like she's about to puke.

Scat singing under my breath because I've been watching a lot of '30s Popeye cartoons this weekend. In the last one, Popeye clubbed Bluto with an old couch and asked him if he had "spring fever."

Friday the 13th Part III was the first horror movie I ever saw. I was shocked to find that Jason movies a) suck, and b) are not scary.

I hope when you "performed," you pulled an imaginary cord like a truck driver blowing his horn.