"Sneakin' Around" was a good song.

"Boy, I thought my place was bad. Some apartments have a Murphy bed…mine has a Murphy shower!"

Was it really necessary for them to shoehorn in a reference to racism based on his remark about heritage? Take it easy, brave AV Club writer…he's probably not a "virulent, awful racist," it's probably his way of saying he's decent-looking and/or has no hereditary health issues.

"Anybody with that kind of record is going to make a mistake. I want all Party members in the tri-state district to monitor the city, county, and state police on their CBs. Mr. Blues is gonna fuck up, and when he does…he'd better pray the police get to him, before we do."

"I don't know…fish sandwich!"

It better include the Aracuan bird.

I never liked Gizmoduck either.

Fun fact: I saw The Care Bears Movie in the theater,

I love rhubarb pie.

Beat me to it. I'm glad to say I bought pop at a Piggly Wiggly in Wisconsin last month.

"Stop trying to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist."

I don't care for the word, but in that pic, he definitely looks "butthurt."

Be a professional and masturbate in the bathroom.

Did they ever make fun of Obama's kids?

If you watch that commercial, they show two women in line and one says to the other (the sound is cut off), "That's Bob. He has a really big penis."

I wrote "Maybe in a Christian movie." and then deleted it before posting.

So that shit Smiling Bob sold doesn't work? Then how come at Christmas, all the women in the office want to sit on "Santa Bob's" lap?

Oh, don't be a putz, David.

Mock if you want, but this short educational film will show you why zinc oxide is important in our everyday lives.

Like Scott Baio could get a movie greenlit.