Won't you come out and play with me…

Don't you understand what I'm trying to say?
And can't you feel the fears I'm feeling today?
If the button is pushed, there's no running away
There'll be no one to save with the world in a grave
Take a look around you, boy, it's bound to scare you, boy
And you tell me over and over and over again, my friend
You don't…

Don't you puke on my shoes, Harry.

The part I always hated was the record scratching.

Remember when the media was claiming electronica was the next big thing?

Vegas Vacation was terrible. Plus they made it out like Audrey had plans to totally slut out with her cousin and all they did was dance on top of a casino sign. What a rip.

Your dad sounds like mine. When I was a freshman in high school, he wouldn't let me go alone to see Primus in concert, and his alternative was to see Dave Brubeck a few months later.

Try watching Precious. I almost laughed when they informed the main character that she had AIDS. After all the awful shit she had to endure and then, "Oh, by the way, we just learned that your father, who raped you repeatedly and impregnated you twice, has AIDS as well…sorry."

This place still has one of the best comment sections and it mostly polices itself…a lot of time, I scroll through the articles because I'm not interested in their political or social preaching.

You think so until a woman tells a guy to "show me your nuts" and the guy starts talking to a little finger puppet and singing "Surfin' USA."

It's the AV Club. They can turn any piece of entertainment into a political or social rant. Blah blah, misogyny, blah blah, homophobic, blah blah, white male privilege. It's a stupid action movie, but yeah, it ushered in the alt-right and let everyone know it was okay to vote for Trump and openly admit they hate women…

You just called our President a baboon! The dumbest, ugliest, smelliest ape in the jungle!

Or you can try com-bin-nay-shuns…

"Where will you go, John? How will you live?"

"Goddamn lard-ass Barkley Donaldson, I'm tellin' you, he jumped us! Gloves off, stick down, no warning: he challenged the Chiefs!"

Without clicking on the video link, I'm guessing he's about to say, "Oh, behave!"

"Ah, an educated Jew…like Karl Marx himself."

"The dead remember our indifference; the dead remember our silence. I came here tonight to be congratulated. But today, when I visited the Red Cross camps, overwhelmed by the flood of refugees fleeing the horror of Kazakhstan, I realize I don't deserve to be congratulated. None of us do. The truth is, we acted too…

They had a cooler theme than The Addams Family, but people only remember the Addams Family song.

And how there are all these young men out there wearing fedoras or other old-fashioned hats and covering up for/congratulating each other after a fun night of rape.