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In that pic he kinda reminds me of Michael Douglas's son who went to prison.

Now let me get this straight: he put his dick on the coconut?

"It's total chaos here. Have you been having a run on the banks yet? We've been advising our clients to put all their money into canned food and shotguns!"

I'm glad that my generation's phrase was Touch My Tooter

Correction: The guy steals a senator's Corvette and jumps it off a bridge because the senator drafted a bill outlawing skateboards and restricting the sale of video games. This is unfair to kids because, as xXx points out, "it's the only education we've got." Then he takes advantage of the fact that the senator's name…

I liked the one where the Beagle Boys became a rock band (I think Burger had a rainbow mohawk with lightbulbs in it) and recorded a hit single called "The Boogie Beagle Blues." Then they lost all their fame when they performed on Screamin' Sky McFly's TV show (bumping Melvis Pigsley) with altered lyrics calling their…

I already own Darby O'Gill and the Little People, so they can do their worst.

Hey, you know that song is about the aliens? We're the aliens, man.

"Oh, Simpson, good news! I brought some 'munchies'. Smithers, the 'Cheetos'."

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish."

"Good to see you…or should I say, bad to see you. Buck Nasty is wearing some sort of bathroom wallpaper…draped in jewelry. Then we have the so-called Beautiful…why don't you click your heels together three times…and go back to Africa? And as for you, Boss Hogg…very insulting what you said about my coat. It's made…

"There's not a woman in the world that can handle a man like me; that's why I juggle two or three!"

No Small Parts is a great channel.

Heh-heh…"wad."

I definitely did. And it was in a screw-top plastic bottle.

I have a few books on fashions from the '40s through the'50s and during World War II, you could get a miniature soldier or sailor formal dress outfit for little boys.

Now show me how the piggies eat. This is your trough…I want you to show me how the little piggies eat. Come on, be a good boy, show Mommy how the little piggies eat.

Bill Murray's number I would have kept. And I have the feeling I wouldn't even get in trouble for using it as long as I didn't do it all the time, and I didn't ask him to do any bits from his movies.

Uh….yeah, they were gay.