I still almost never see anyone wear a fedora except older men sometimes in the Loop.

I know it is, and it's not something I make a habit of. I was able to do it quietly without anyone noticing.

i pissed in my cup (underneath a long coat) at The Force Awakens. We were crammed into an IMAX theater and there was no way I could ask twenty people to stand.

When I was working for Sony, I found the cell numbers for the three stars of Charlie's Angels and I put them in my phone as a joke. I deleted them maybe a week later because I was afraid I'd accidentally call one of them.

Good thinking! Now, Jack, I want you to handle this one yourself. And remember…sssss….you…sssssss…are my number-one….ssssss….guy!

I think it's less the generation and more what they have available to them. The Greatest Generation would have been glued to their smartphones if they were available back in the '40s and '50s. Though at least they would have dressed better.

Fuck recycling, climate change, and "lowering our carbon footprint." I say we trash this planet and leave the millennials to clean up the mess.

"I even sashayed once, but that was in front of the draft board."

I hope he sings Taco's version of "Puttin' on the Ritz."

"All right, you want your kids to grow up into wimps scared of their own shadow, buy the new LaRue toy, Jesse the Sponge! Me, I'm giving my kid Willie the Sword!"

I'm guessing we find out Leatherface grew up in an affluent family, was an academic and sports star in school, girls loved him, and his parents were very proud of him.

"Question: why do they call it 'taking a dump' and not 'leaving a dump?' After all, you're not TAKING it anywhere!"

Is that Samuel L's rage translator?

YEAH, I'M GLAD THEY'RE DEAD, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

Ugh…please let me never again read about someone who has "constant awareness of their privilege."

Fuck you.

Yeah, let's dissect Revenge of the Nerds to make sure it's funny or not. I don't find movies funny unless I know that nobody's feelings get hurt. Movies aren't funny when they make fun of people. Expect if they're white and rich and "in power" so we can laugh and feel like we're making a political and social statement…

I'm not really interested in this show, but it features all these ginger actresses who are a good influence on my imaginary daughter, who is very pale and very freckly….and Daddy has assured her that freckly redheaded girls are by far the prettiest.

I find it pretty amusing that they take "Pat" seriously.

Anyone else feel that humor is dead? Unless, of course, it's politically-oriented and against "white people in power," a.k.a. Trump? He's fat and has weird hair and doesn't care about poor people…