All I remember about that was the commercials that used "Wild Thing":

The animation is so bad it's almost like South Park…even when Batman moves towards the camera, it's just them zooming in on his chest.

If I ever complain about the winds to my dad, he never fails to say, "THAT'S why they call it The Windy City!"

Michael Showalter is starting to look like a caveman. When I saw the small version of this pic, my first thought was "Is that pic of Richard Kiel from Moonraker or The Spy Who Loved Me?"

R. Crumb's fantasy of racial uprising, where black people orchestrate a violent take-over, split up into primitive tribes/gangs, and it ends with the President cowering while a black chieftain gets a blowjob from a beautiful white woman labeled "Your Daughter"?

"Catwoman, you saved us in the nick of time. Seconds later, and Robin and I would have been goners."

Eric Bolling treats objects like women, man.

Do you shower before you fuck an animatronic rat in your new SUV?

I've heard traffic in large Indian cities is crazy…that driver's licenses can be purchased, red lights are treated like yellow ones, and that you'll sometimes see whole families traveling on little mopeds.

"Melvin and the Squirrels?"

I've only seen the DVD case at the library and it always makes me want to punch Ed Helms.

"Sorry I'm late for work. Some monkeys were stealing my tomatoes."

Hokey smoke…$350!?!

Also how so many movie characters are struggling writers. There are a million funny professions out there…why have I not seen a movie about an insurance adjuster, for example?

"I'm sorry, but me mind's made up, and it's to be medical experiments for the lot of you."

How about moms who:

Then: Dream a Little Dream

And then your mother comes around the corner and she licks it up.

Did Lardass have to pay to get into the contest?

There was a kid in my elementary school whose name was Jeff P. Nauss.