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Ricky Coogin
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It irks me that "donuts" is now the preferred spelling.

I think so.

We're probably the same age.

He should go into business with John Lithgow's character in Santa Claus: The Movie.

The beginning of the second film is actually the deleted ending from the first film.

Steve McQueen's son plays Dutch, the blond Cobra Kai member, in the first film.

I think when Entertainment Weekly reviewed the film, the critic said there's a scene where the monks dance to a boombox and Miyagi says, "Monks having fun." The critic then said he wished he could say the same thing.

I think it's almost the equal of the first film despite a similarly predictable plot. Going into Miyagi's backstory was a good way to keep things fresh.

I went to see Rocky IV at the midnight movies with my boxing friend and at one point during the final fight, I couldn't help but yell at the screen: "Put your hands up! Defend yourself!" after Drago or Rocky stand with their hands at chest level and let the other guy just beat on them.

I think Macchio got married between the second and third films.

So who's the Master now? Who's the Master, Leroy?!

I always wondered how many karate schools opened up in the mid-1980s after these movies started coming out.

The third film was pretty forgettable, but Thomas Ian Griffith made the most out of his role as the main bad guy.

DON'T LOOK AT ME! I DIDN'T DO IT!

J.C. Penney, $4.98. You like?

I need to make a comeback, I haven't worked in years
The Good Times are over, someone call Norman Lear
I made my rounds in the Hollywood circle, but now I'm getting dissed by Urkel
Unemployment, it's overpowerin', maybe Mickey D's is hirin'
At this point I may go steal for some of Thelma's oatmeal

I like when Bodie goes into a flower shop and the guy working there instantly sizes him up and leads him to the back of the store where he shows him floral arrangements in the shape of AK-47s. Bodie ends up giving him a few hundred dollars for a custom arrangement in the shape of the projects they grew up in.

I live probably a mile south of you.

We've also got a zoo that's free to the public. My little girl likes the petting zoo at the south end where they have the farm.

I AM EL NINO! ALL TROPICAL STORMS MUST BOW DOWN BEFORE…EL NINO! EL NINO IS SPANISH FOR…"THE NINO."