I can't look at it without thinking of a cartoon "fwee!" sound or Popeye going, "Whoa!"

I like that it looks like this may have been done by an actual poster artist. I'm a fan of movie poster artwork and it bums me out that they don't use illustrators anymore.

Now I feel stupid because I was just reading about Spielberg's Empire of the Sun, where John Malkovich plays a former ship's steward and I read about the occupation…which can be anything from glorified waiter to practically a sous-chef.

And how do they harvest the sperm? Do I want to know?

Fun fact: Her trainer in the movie is played by the transvestite prostitute Tom Cruise first calls in Risky Business.

Was what I said true for the Navy during WWII?

A couple of days ago, I saw a woman with stretch marks on her neck and shoulders.

I think that's probably in the top five Reasons People Go Online.

Maybe she takes a picture of her dump and posts it to her Facebook page. With the message: "I just gave birth."

They go to the beach and she's the only one who wears a bikini.

I remember Ebert's review for that one. Now I kind of want to see it if only because I idolized Sutherland's character in Stand By Me as a young teen. I even dressed like him until someone asked why I dressed like Michael Jackson (black jeans, white socks, black loafers).

Nah, it'll either be a super-creepy white guy or a good-looking black guy. If it's a black guy, he will loudly and proudly proclaim to everyone that he loves "more cushion for the pushin'."

How about Enough with Jennifer Lopez?

A funny image of Berry trying to stop the kidnappers.

Jodie Foster did a vigilante film around the same time.

If we do, their captors probably force them to do all their clothes shopping at Full Kit Gear.

I figured someone would post a link the Ramsey Lewis Trio song. I'm enjoying this one.

I'm guessing she will:

Why can't we have a song about the "in" crowd? The attractive, successful people we all wish we could be like, while telling ourselves that being an "outsider" is cool and validates all our poor life decisions.

I never heard of it till now, but it was called Death Sentence, came out 10 years ago, and starred Bacon as "a mild-mannered executive."