It's also worth mentioning that the gag in Police Academy where they smear shoe polish on a megaphone so Harris ends up with a shoe polish goatee was inspired by someone doing that to Michael Winner in real life.

Didn't they already do a remake a few years back?

"I shot him."

I could be totally wrong, but during World War II, weren't black soldiers (maybe just sailors) relegated to either being cooks or servants to senior officers?

I like that SNL skit from when Seinfeld hosted and he played a high school teacher whose students' knowledge of World War II comes only from Indiana Jones movies. In the end, he gives up and tells David Spade to bring in his copy of Raiders of the Lost Ark tomorrow.

"Besides, they're French, so fuck them." - Johnny Rotten

Andersonville. We have more drag shows than major acts of crime.

Try living in a neighborhood full of tall skinny Jeff Goldblum clones wearing Jughead hats before you start spouting your privilege around.

His autobiography wasn't bad; I read it a couple of months ago.

I think I read that Photon was actually superior to Lazer Tag, but Lazer Tag was more heavily promoted.

They're the only kind my mother will buy for me. She won't even get me a new shirt, except maybe for my birthday. She says she needs the money for postage to keep entering contests.

I suggest Bigger Stronger Faster if you want an entertaining documentary about steroids.

I prefer the Bobby Bittman…you get plenty of ham with some Vaseline on the side.

Meteor shit!

I think 5'10" is about average. I get irritated when people make a big deal out of my height…I'm 6'3", but that's not like giant status or anything.

If it weren't for Won Ton, there wouldn't even BE a Hollywood anymore.

I couldn't help but wonder how he harvested the sperm.

From the director of Trick or Treat…

Did you by chance get that phrase from the documentary American Pimp? There's a pimp in there who says, "My name is Rosebudd. Double D for a double dose of pimpin'."

In the history books or the picture show
It's the golden voice on your radio
I'm the rapper never printed voice is solid gold
I'm playin' the role, they call me Kid Creole