Is it as bad as hot dogs in Chicago, where you're a goddamn criminal if you don't want sport peppers and pickles and all that other shit on it?

Is he going to use the vocal talents of Bobby McFerrin, like he did on Regarding Henry?

That robot is in practically every domestic scene in the film. I get the feeling Stallone saw the robot and just fell in love with it. When you think about it, what can the thing do except serve you drinks and food (though you probably have to place a tray in its hands) and play the two worst songs on the soundtrack…

Is she interested in Uncle Luke's treatise on "Face Down Ass Up"?

……………..DONT WORRY ILL CLEAN IT UP FOR YOU PAULIE……………….

I'll play my trump card - the mermaid who kisses Robin Williams underwater in Spielberg's Hook.

Can't we just replace this guy with that cute girl who played Dorothy in the "Run-Around" video?

"My God's doing all right by me. Why don't you come on 'board, brother, and I'll take you nearer to God, and I'll show you everything it takes to make it with money. 'Cause it's better to have money than not having it. There is a good place in this world for money and I know where it is. It's right here in my pocket!"

"I'm gonna marry a woman from Africa…with a bone through her nose…and a big FUCKED UP Afro! An Afro so big, Angela Davis will say, 'That's one big Afro.' You gonna look on the cover of Jet with a picture of me and the headline 'Eddie Marries Bush Bitch.'"

Kevin "Moochie" Corcoran?

I was quoting Monty Python's The Meaning of Life. Eric Idle and Terry Gilliam play a middle-aged couple on vacation who visit a restaurant where you order conversations instead of food. They struggle through a conversation on philosophy and the closest philosopher they can come up with is Burt Bacharach.

They're great in the slow cooker. I often make hot-wing recipes using them instead; they have more meat on them.

Okay. Went on an eBay shopping spree, buying three pairs of shoes and three new one-sheets for my place. Thankful I had a new job to go to today.

"Ah, possession! 'Learn to throw your voice! Fool your friends! Fun at parties!'"

Droopy had an Irish brother named Drippy. Maybe you're thinking of Speedy Gonzales's cousin Slowpoke Rodriguez.

Meanwhile, chicken drumsticks are on sale for 69 cents a pound at my local grocery store.

Oh, you're so fucking special.

"Kids suck." - Mama Fratelli

Todd Field said that, no joke, Kubrick could not get enough of the scene in The Jerk where Steve Martin can't keep in rhythm with his black adopted family.

She was on In Living Color in the last couple of seasons when all the Wayans plus Jim Carrey had split. The only skit I remember from that era showed Wentworth doing a commercial for some sort of breast enhancers made of popcorn…you laid in the sun and your boobs got bigger as the popcorn popped.