The draft ended in 1973.

"I don't know what to do with you people. I deliver the Blue Boy and what do I get? 'Bow! Yield! Kneel!' That kind of stuff plays out of town around here."

I fell down when making my way to Wrigley Field to watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I got up right away but was limping after the show.

"Hey, buddy…you all right?"

I lived in London for awhile and maybe I need to go back there. Good God, I go on that celebrityheights.com site and whenever I see someone attractive I don't know, it's some English actress who looks incredible and probably wants nothing to do with a fat American guy like me, even if I know about English culture.

I don't plan to continue saying this, but most of the time when I upvote a comment, it directs me to sign myself in, and I have to sign in as another person. I just want to say I like this message.

I can't always upvote stuff here…if I click on it, it asks me to sign in again.

Interesting you say that. I am bald and went out on an interview Tuesday morning. I was in the sun uncovered for probably 2-3 hours and while I don't look bad, the skin on the top of my head is tender if I rub it. I plan on getting a hat this weekend. Something like Belloq would wear while surveying the Egyptian dig…

If the women speak with British accents, I'm going to be attracted to them. I have lived in London and so I'm not automatically impressed by accents as an American, but I regularly visit a British website called www.celebheights.com and the women there are absolutely breathtaking.

I have not watched the show, though since I am primarily of Scandinavian and Scots-Irish heritage, I couldn't help but notice all the super-pale and (better yet) freckly girls in the ads.

Hey, Frank….hee hee hee..Frank..this Cannonball…this race…heh heh heh…it's going from Connecticut to your ass…ah ha ha ha…

In recent years, this film and music has been banned in nursing homes.

I have never seen this show, but is it supposed to be set in - or a version of - Scandinavia? I see all these big full-bearded warriors and super-pale women and wonder if this is supposed to be Scandinavia or maybe England.

I swear, man, I don't have any talent. None! This is all I got.

Two minutes that will probably play when CNN announces Randy Newman's death.

I am creeped out.

If you grew up in the 1980s, it's easy to idealize the 1950s (unless you're an AV Club writer, where you will view it as a cauldron of racist and sexist hell).

The one that turned me on a bit at age 13 when she said everyone was staring at her butt in a tight miniskirt. The fact that it was a lead-in for her intellectual sister to say "that's where your brains are" didn't faze me.

No, it's the mom cutting fish with the CGI huge mouth in Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun" video.

"You have to be a SLUT!! What a wonderful message for the youth of America!!"