The one time in the novel they mention Bateman taking a commercial flight, he's on his way to Aspen for the Christmas holidays. I believe he had just paid to have an abortion and to taunt the woman, he makes the limo stop at FAO Schwartz on the way to the airport so he can buy a teddy bear and other baby items and…

Mrs. Incredible has some hips that won't quit.

We feed on outrage.

"Shit, I owe the IRS. Luckily, it's just $81. What are they gonna take, ya know, like my Night of the Living Dead book?"

Use the sledge. See, they died better that way! See this picture? I was the KILLER, ha ha ha!

There are at least two Phoenixes in the movie. Plus Casey Affleck is a Phoenix-in-law.

I may have mentioned this before, but Sonny Landham has lost his legs and is living in near poverty.

Working my way through the ninth season of South Park. When I get sick of it, I'll switch to Fargo or Silicon Valley.

General Zod was President for a few days in the early '80s, but I don't know if that counts since he wasn't officially President and certainly not bound by the position's responsibilities and code of ethics.

Not to mock your feelings, but when I read, "…I can barely watch and enjoy ANYTHING in life" and then the first review was for Freddy vs. Jason, I thought, "Well, there's his problem right there."

Limey fruits! A pound says you won't kill her!

Oh….well, I'm glad you're hear to tell us these things. Wombat, take the Agent in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive!

I will say the later movies have enough production value to be enjoyed at least once. My expectations have long since been lowered and I know not every Star Wars movie is going to be a classic. It's like a James Bond film…even the crummiest Bond films are worth seeing for the action sequences.

Don't try to frighten us with your fanboy's ways. Your sad devotion to that worn-out franchise hasn't helped you conjure up a film even close in quality to Empire, nor given you clairvoyance enough to avoid five crappy films.

A joke name, like Sillius Soddus, or Biggus Dickus?

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It's high time they revived Skee-Lo's "I Wish."

You know, this may be the first time I skip a Star Wars movie.

How about a horror movie trailer that uses a jump-rope chant in it?

Genie, my first wish is that pretentious, untalented offspring of celebrities are not given movie or music deals based on execs' desire to be in business with their parents and that said offspring do not consider themselves fashion icons or have dreams to save the world with their specialness.