He was probably thinking of Brigitte Nielsen.

And it was all about some eccentric who lived in a castle and everyone was afraid of him because they thought he was a weirdo.

Putter usually wears saddle shoes or Mary Janes. I don't know her size, but since she's imaginary, it doesn't matter.

He can't hang anymore.

He's been off weed for 14 months.

I beg to differ.

It was okay, worth seeing once. Spielberg almost directed it.

I like the globe that flashes red like our Krypton sun, but not this irritating noise. Make way.

"The police found rugs in his apartment made of human hair."

Back in the mid-1990s, Kohl's sold a series of T-shirts that were parodies of fashion designers. One showed Kermit in red, white, and blue with a parody of the Hilfiger logo called Kermie Hilflipper.

I like Woody and I like Larry, but I didn't like that movie.

I must have missed that one. I saw the one where the younger woman wants to fuck an older guy, usually a professor type. Oh, and she writes brilliant short stories.

"Hey, Al, how much is Orgasm? This man wants to buy a copy!"

A few years ago, she participated in a squinchiness transplant procedure with donor Renee Zellweger.

CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW

Richard Dreyfuss strangled him….oh, wait.

Looks like Valeria Golino drank some of that magic youth potion from Death Becomes Her.

Did The Beek give back the Cold Stare he borrowed from Philippe to do The Rules of Attraction?

Don’t look for answers from Phillippe, who just seems vaguely depressed that he’s now old enough to play the parent instead of the hothead hunk in bad horror movies.

I still think "The Nightingale" is better than "Falling."