I am pretty evenly proportioned…I'm a 32" inseam, so I don't have long legs like many tall guys have. However, I can sit on a three-cushion couch and touch the corners often.

I don't understand why people think we have it so great. Most women are into men of average height. We take up more space in regards to public transportation. At least in my case, shirt sleeves are often an inch too short.

No, you're just too…[ugh]…ethnic.

Oooo, a freckly heroine!

Heh-heh…"loaf."

Bread freezes really good.

I was thinking the same thing. Which sucks since everyone here knows I'm super-fit.

Thank you for assuring us that the cast is diverse, i.e., it's okay to enjoy the film, but to make sure to point out that we should still be vigilant about an "all-Caucasian" casting call.

So is it going to go bad in season 9?

I've been watching a lot of the show lately. I was not a fan when it first came out. I thought it was a novelty to have kids saying offensive things, but a year or so ago, I decided to give it another chance. I'm about to start the eighth season.

I don't usually like babies or young children, like under 4 or 5. My cousin has two kids under four and will give birth to a third in two months, and I keep thinking how she's not going to be fun again for years. I plan on making fun of her for becoming "a dud," an honor we privately gave to the wife of another cousin…

How many has it been so far?

I paid a lot of money to get a bootleg of Days of Thunder from Pretoria, of all places, back in 2001 or 2002.

Maybe you're right! Maybe I am a killer. Anyway, what do you care? You're just here to FUCK my mother and eat her food! Mother fucker! Food eater!

Went to a friend's. Got him super-high, and usually he doesn't care for pot. Played Phase 10. A pretty good low-key night.

Hans Zimmer's score for Rush.

Maybe they got pressure to get more clicks…it's pretty easy to get people to read an article if it's political and swayed a particular way.

Reginald Featherbottom III. Wot, wot, guv'nor? Cheers!

Didn't he let his poor friends come over and enjoy his toys? Were Gloria and whoever else they invented for him supposed to be poor? Middle-class? On par with him?

I thought, The only thing she's done since then was date Jim Carrey, right? She didn't have a short-lived talk show or something that fell beneath my radar.