"Trump Jr." sounds like the name of a villain in a Richie Rich comic.

I know I'm wrong, but my first thought was, Oh, who the hell listens to anything Jenny McCarthy says? She hasn't even been part of pop culture since the '90s.

Wasn't that speech made fun of by critics and people outside the U.S. (especially Brits) when the movie first came out?

Same with Tom Selleck. People love him on TV still but he never made any successful movies where he was the main focus.

"We can record our love."

This episode came out six months after The Goonies was released, but Plimpton was playing a 12-year-old? She doesn't look younger than 16 in the movie.

I think Calvin's uncle had a mustache but no glasses.

Having a healthy Fourth of July. No drinking, no pigging out (though I have T-bone steaks thawing in the sink), and I lifted weights for about 45 minutes and then biked with my friend down to his job at Second City then biked all the way back home, so I've gone at least 12 miles today. Going over to the same friend's…

That's right, folks! Let me guess your weight! Take a chance and win some crap!

I'll bet now you think most Saturday morning cartoons are just commercials for toys, and when they're not boring, they're preachy.

They make good pasta sauce as well. And lemonade.

What about "desert island" vs. "deserted island"?

"And now, Divine will prove that she's not only the filthiest person alive, she's also the filthiest actress alive!"

It better be organic! I spend double the price on all my veggies to make sure I don't get sick from all the pesticides! Oh, how do people LIVE?

It reminds me of an old Calvin & Hobbes comic where Calvin's dad is in the supermarket and is frustrated by the many different kinds of peanut butter.

Ick…reminds me of those McGriddles they serve or used to serve at McDonald's.

Why is it so extra-cool that the records will be produced outside Tokyo?

She was asking for it. If you don't want to get raped, stay out of the tavern.

I know it's the wrong network, but this somehow involves a crossover where Urkel is the one who invented the time machine, right?

This is the AV Club. I come here more for the commenting than the articles.