Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight?
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right

"Chase" is something a rock star names their kid. Or they give the kid a normal name but fuck up the spelling, like "Rhyan."

And he did a good job.

"I'm gonna put you in a world of hurt, little man!"

[punch to the stomach]

"You forgot the prices on the last two items, jerk!"

Rump Named Trump Buys a Lotta Junk

Sometimes the AV Club writers are like my younger brother, but I only have to put up with him a couple of times a year. He corners everyone and makes them listen to his political bullshit. I won't even ride in a car with him alone anymore.

That's unfair. Squat guys with short arms have an advantage in the bench press, but if you want to deadlift a car so someone can change a tire, you need long arms like mine.

"Peyton" is a pretty wussy name for a guy. I'd say it's the guy's version of "Mackenzie," but that's probably reserved for other stupid names like "Mason" or "Chase" or "Carter."

I'll bet Wright's ex-girlfriend doesn't think of her NEW boyfriend as "Ant-Man."

Is Mr. Toad's Wild Ride gone? I figure that's the only way kids (well, except one) will know about The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad.

I always found Moose sort of attractive and didn't get the nickname. Apparently it was ironic…she was small when she was younger and a classmate nicknamed her "Moose" the way people sometimes call big fat guys "Tiny."

Trump's daughter IS pretty hot.

I'm the same height. CelebHeights lists her at just under 6'2".

I'll forgive them if they bring back the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ride.

"Super flame from california just got in let me know."

He was probably making it for himself.

Gross?

From what I've read, carbs are the most important thing for proper brain function.