Same for me sitting through My Father the Hero.

"Daaayyyum! She's got some NICE tits!"

I passed because the joke they kept pushing in the ads was a big black guy telling Joe Pesci that his nickname was "The Mailman" because "I killed the mailman."

Cousin Paddy?

What bothers me is people noticing that I'm a big bald guy. I would rather have a girl say, "Usually I'm not into big bald guys, but I was attracted to you because…" than "I've always had a thing for big bald men." Big and bald is only attractive in a sort of trashy way, at least for white guys.

My grandma used to say "MYOB!" meaning "Mind Your Own Business."

Needs bluegrass music behind it, and maybe a rodeo announcer.

People get outraged at anything these days. Maybe they were bitching because, in her outfit, she'd be more susceptible to bug bites. Crop tops are awesome.

And I didn't like how I looked even when I did have hair because I was taller than most people and bigger. Losing my hair "sealed the deal" to myself on being unattractive.

As if Family Circus didn't suck enough, I remember one strip was Billy asking Dolly what she was doing and she replied, "Nunya." When Billy looked confused, she smirked and said, "Nunya Business."

I feel confused now. In the past, I was depressed/drank because of how I look. I've come a long way towards accepting the stuff I can't change (height, baldness), but I'm still drinking and putting off fixing the stuff I can change. Part of it, I'm sure, is I'm used to not dating and seeing myself as "ineligible"…

Is your friend really tall?

Foot size usually goes with height. I'm 6'3" and generally wear a size 13.

We should start a thread about movies we have watched only because it had an actress in it that we thought was hot.

You might want to weight yourself down with something. People tend to be buoyant, especially if they're fat.

Fun fact: Sha Na Na was Sid Vicious's favorite TV show.

I hope Karen Gillan does that thing where she looks really gorgeous.

If he were alive today, he'd be doing a bit where Elmer Fudd is the leader of a biker gang.

I was being serious, but you really got hostile with some of the others here. I get sick of the constant Trump content, but I also got sick of complaining about it and how this is a pop culture website, etc. Why not just say "An Antidote to All the Bad News Out There" or something like that? People here like feel-good…

Ape Lincoln?