Saturday night I had a dream that I was lying down and probably my first crush (I fell for her in elementary school, though in the dream she was at least high school age and maybe older) was cradling my head and telling me everything was going to be all right. I spent the rest of the night trying to conjure the dream…

I love mine. If you want to go it cheap, check out the Salvation Army or other thrift stores…they tend to get slow cookers to go with their multitudes of old bread makers and George Foreman grills.

I had one of those pens that had like 10 different color ball point tips in it. I think they were even scented.

Oh, I'm pretty sure Shaiman has come out.

Ah-gug-gug-gug! Whoa!

Laura Karpman is gay. I think John Ottman is as well. Also Marc Shaiman, though everyone knows that.

It's worth it.

I was thinking how I would totally vote for Booger as long as his campaign posters had that rotten smile of his.

If she'll date you, just deal with it. She may just be doing it to get ahead, and even if not, not all of us get to work for companies or people we believe in.

Piss on him.

With what, a Volkswagen?

What about Sean Penn, a.k.a. "the dink whose lips Madonna chews on"?

Too high-concept for my taste. Spielberg should have remade the original play as a musical and let Michael Jackson write the songs and play Peter Pan. This is, of course, going from a pre-sleepovers with 12-year-old boys with alcohol mentality.

What are you, NUTS?? Errggghhh, I'm a vegetarian.

If only Terry-Thomas was still alive.

The movie sucked. People only have nostalgia for it because they were little kids. The script is garbage. Typical "overworked father who doesn't have time to play with his kids learns to relax and get silly and discover his inner child" bullshit. He does so by doing aerobics and gazing dewy-eyed into his reflection in…

I still love the first film, but would never claim it was the best of the series.

Didn't he get a family, even? Taz was pretty big stuff in the mid-1990s, but I still wondered why he was so popular, seeing as he couldn't speak. I think there was a lot of "biker Taz" merchandise.

I'm planning on buying a T-shirt with it on it the next time Entertainment Weekly puts out an issue!

The whole "Taz" thing really bugged me since the Tasmanian Devil is in only a couple of the original Bugs Bunny cartoons and has no personality beyond being stupid and destructive.