See? He LOVES you!

Wanna buy some deathsticks?

Let this be a reminder: broads don't belong in broadcasting.

OOOOOHHHH, I'M MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY! I'M THE HAPPY MAN! AND I LIVE ON A GINGERBREAD HOUSE…ON LOLLIPOP LANE!

Here's Herve guest starring on The Ben Stiller Show. The character Stiller is playing did a similar routine with guest Casey Kasem, where he coerced Kasem into impersonating their waiter and reading them the specials like it was Weekend Top 40.

If you bought all these songs on album, you'd pay over $500! Didn't the Eighties teach us about overspending? With Totally '80s, you get only the songs you want - no filler!

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to learn it note by note

That really is a thankless role to play…the stepdad is always either mean or uncool. It's kind of like how every slasher movie has to have one or two loudmouth characters that you're dying to see murdered.

"voice of a generation Lena Dunham…"

Didn't this movie have Cary Elwes as a lame stepdad who tries ineffectually to ape Carrey's shtick about "The Claw"?

c) There is such a thing as a kid/sheepdog hybrid

Didn't he have one solo hit ("Hold On") and then he was part of The Heights?

The first thing I ever read about Johnny Depp was an interview where he said kids made fun of his name, saying, Johnny, deeper!"

On a related note, my friend in a wheelchair loved the bit in The Naked Gun 2 1/2 where Drebin is fighting Dr. Meinheimer's double in a wheelchair and a bunch of football players show up and beat Drebin's ass.

I was wondering about that…I was thinking, "Didn't I originally see this in funnier form?"

That elevator scene would have been about ten times funnier if it was cut where Carrey says, "Well, that's because you have really big…" and then cut to the woman angrily leaving the elevator after hitting him.

I still remember the first time I heard her name. It was my first week of college and I was in a girl's dorm room looking through Seventeen magazine and I saw a picture of her and thought, "Holy God, she's cute. I'll have to watch her show." Not to say her show sucked, but I only watched maybe two episodes in my life.

I just read an article by one of the writers of 48 Hrs. and Landham tended to get violent when he drank. He recalls Landham getting arrested for fighting during the production of 48 Hrs.

Did Steven Seagal get fired from Never Say Never Again for injuring Sean Connery?

I'd think Superman would the pourer off that fifth of Johnnie Walker Red and just start chugging it. I also think it's amusing that there are a couple of other dudes sitting right next to him ignoring him.