My guy was really good at what he did, enjoyed his work, and liked to go down to the Kentucky Derby every year. I used him three or four times.

Believe me, I'm not saying that with yearning. Those are some ugly glasses.

That was another one I avoided when it was on HBO. The kid was played by the TV Ferris Bueller.

"Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shrieking eels!"

I never saw that one, even though it was on HBO a lot. Like Father, Like Son may have been the first film I saw in the theater where I thought…it wasn't really that funny. I wasn't used to being critical about movies beyond that adult stuff was boring.

They may be cute now, but they'll double their weight in less than six months and let's see how marketable they are now with all that blubber.

Shirley Jones babysat one of my uncles.

Hey, girl!

As if we didn't have another reason to hate celebrity kids. Even if they take on some of their parents' less-attractive physical attributes, e.g., Eva Amurri or Alexa Ray, they still are usually more attractive than the average person. Plus they have money and connections.

I kind of wonder if Barb's glasses, as well as the ugly aviator-style ones I wore in the late '80s, will somehow come back in fashion. I remember as a kid laughing at pictures of my older cousins wearing cat's-eye glasses, but a few years later, I'd see a Lisa Loeb video and animated hearts would emanate from my body.

The first film I ever saw by myself was LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON.

Wait a sec…this is a gimmick account, right?

I think Costner had a Caesar cut in the film. Harrison Ford also got shit for having one in Presumed Innocent and later grumped that after George Clooney got one on ER, it became a hip hairstyle for awhile.

I wonder how much of Disney's revenue comes from that Princess brand.

An interesting article from The New York Post:

I know a guy in Chicago (NOT my Crazy Friend) who'll move you in a day's notice for like $150-200. It's amazing what he can fit in the bed of a Ford F-150. I just wish I knew more people who could use his services because he was pretty cool to me back when I was moving every month or two.

Friday evening, I went out with friends and when I returned, I watched Batman: The Movie. Probably enjoyed it more now than I have in the past. Also started the sixth season of South Park. I was never a fan of the show in college, and the first season or two didn't impress me, but I stuck with it and I'm really…

I think a lot of really overweight people get in a hole. I'm not so fat that I'm in one - I do 10-mile bike rides most days along the Lakefront Trail and in the last few weeks, I've done a few two-mile runs at a decent pace without feeling like dying. However, when you get as big as he did at his peak, even multiple…

Odds are they both already have agents.

"My first name is Butt. Huh-huh…and my last name is Head."