Punkin' and Dunkin', the Twinkle Twins?

I'm already dreading the names.

I always complain about my weight on here, but to be his equivalent at his peak (I'm six inches taller), I would probably have to gain another 100 lbs.

The media is already referring to them as "the Beybies."

Teen Wolf was maybe the peak of "fat guy eats everything he sees." Mark Holton's character keeps a footlong sub in his locker and even eats an apple while playing in a high school basketball game.

I didn't realize how huge he got. At one point he was up to 320 and he's only 5'9".

Right now Donovan Scott is probably telling his wife that he thinks they'll be able to afford that Jet Ski this summer.

I read the Wikipedia entry. It made me want to start a blog where I watch a bad '80s boob movie a week.

Fat actors should get to voice fat characters. After all, we're so concerned with whitewashing nowadays. Everyone knows that as you get fatter, your voice gets slower and deeper and you begin to attain a Southern accent.

I always think of when they turned Marge Simpson into a nagging squirrel in the Itchy and Scratchy cartoons.

She was a student at the university at the time; I think she just went to a casting call. I think she just has that one scene with that cute dress and that swirled ice cream hairdo and then someone chucks a beer at them.

My dad's first boss out of law school was a member of Alpha Delta at Dartmouth, where co-writer Chris Miller had gone. The initial Pinto stories were based on his experiences.

That's exactly what I was thinking of.

Did you know Trump has really weird hair?

I didn't even realize he was American until I looked him up a few minutes ago.

The people in steerage were clearly told their ticket was no-frills and that meant no lifeboat privileges.

20 UGLIEST descendants of the Titanic! #14 REALLY fucked up her face!

Now and then, I see John Jacob Astor IV on the cover of those soap opera digests they sell at the checkout counter.

You're thinking of Oscar the Grouch.

For a guy who was supposed to be a fat loser, Flounder had a really hot girlfriend.