I only knew him as The One-Armed Man in The Fugitive.

They'd get rid of the fat twin sisters as well.

"I hear Dickinson girls are fast. Oh, I hope I score! Oh, boy, is this great!"

"I hear Dickinson girls are fast."

"Flounder! You can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes. You fucked up! You trusted us."

He also said he chose the middle initial as a tribute to Michael J. Pollard.

(belch)

I liked the In Living Color sketch "Lean On Me Beautiful," where Joe Clark was mistakenly assigned to a beauty academy.

I remember an article about the Rocky Steps where the art museum curator sheepishly said he wished more people would go inside the museum.

And the actor who played Silver was only like 24 years old at the time.

Last night I had one about Arnold Schwarzenegger and he was mad at me.

I once rode in an elevator with Bacon and he complimented the security guard on his "kicks."

When they announced that Casey Affleck was up for an Oscar, Ben, in true big-brother form, issued a statement congratulating him while telling everyone that when Casey was little, he asked if Back to the Future was a true story.

You didn't like H.E.A.L.T.H.?

It really is…I haven't seen it in ages. I remember people in the late '80s saying Spielberg was in a slump, though maybe that was just because Empire of the Sun and Always weren't huge blockbusters like every other film he did in the '80s.

I never even heard their music. I'm surprised I didn't buy a T-shirt based on the name alone.

Kim Jong-Il was reported to be a fan of Air Bud.

Who do they think they are, the Salkinds?

My Crazy Friend had his first kid when he was 15. That was also the age he dropped out of high school.

Lesser Rockys = II and V