They also did a promotion where you could buy the Indiana Jones films.

isn't the first line of dialogue in that movie Pee-Wee screaming "I got laaaaid!!"?

As if it couldn't get worse, Seacrest came out with a "pony hawk" wig on one time after the guy had been on the show for awhile.

They're usually written while filming is going on and are usually based on earlier drafts of the script.

"Gleeps! It's Batman!!"

Judy Garland, before the drugs took hold, was the cutest and most attractive girl that ever lived. What a little lamb.

Aw, piss on you! I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!

Mmmm….grilled….

One day I'm going to get really drunk and threaten someone with that line.

"Ready when you are, Officer Pembry…"

If you need fuel, try Mr. Fusion.

I've read other awful stuff about her. Richard E. Grant spent a Valentine's Day with her once and she was horrible to everyone.

I love it because it's a deliberately awfully-written line.

"Squitters" is a portmanteau of "squat" and "shit." That makes me think of defecation.

I knew a kid who was Culkin's stunt double in the film. They used to smoke cigarettes and talk about what a pussy Elijah Wood was.

I like to refer to it as "the Squitters" or "the Dribbling Shits."

I still remember the line of kids to go see Macaulay Culkin's first film after Home Alone.

PIZZA TO GO! HA HA HA!

I remember Gene Siskel was really pissed off when Michael Caine had a dry shirt during the climax after ditching his plane (why??). He said, "That is old and that is cheap!"

"Yogurt! I hate yogurt! Even with strawberries!"