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Ricky Coogin
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He had to split.

Two worlds collide, rival nations
It's a primitive clash, venting years of frustrations
Bravely we hope against all hope
There is so much at stake
Seems our freedom's up against the ropes
Does the crowd understand?
Is it East versus West or man against man?
Can any nation stand alone?

I dig his Jensen Interceptor. That was a pretty cool car in its time.

You missed out. The Running Man played at the Music Box two weeks ago as a midnight movie.

He's a pretty good actor for the parts he plays.

Every time Jesse says something, I'm waiting for him to call his audience "McMahon."

Ice Cube once said "Real ni**as ain't gay."

Sure it wasn't that Hogan Family episode where they learned not to be scared of black people and then they attended a candlelight vigil for MLK Day and you could tell they were enlightened because a black guy loaned Mark his Walkman?

"Clark Washington…mild-mannered janitor at The Daily Planet…"

I want to see a series based on Black Belt Jones, the blaxploitation film Lee's co-star Jim Kelly made a year after Enter the Dragon. Back in high school, we'd be on the floor laughing at the film.

You can't beat the Gladstone luck!

You need a comma after "Jesus" and one after "them."

Quack-a-rooni!

"I don't want to hear 'dune coon' or "sand ni**er' from him or anybody else."

Yeah, no fucking shit. I see errors in practically every article I read here. To be fair, I see errors in most articles online, even major media like The New York Times.

How did this guy get a soap opera when his resume reads:

This is some stupid shit, but it's still better than yet another post about politics.

Yes! They're each holding him aloft by each arm.

"I saw your movie. You have a really nice penis."

See O.J.: Made in America if you haven't and don't be intimidated by the length.