I thought Lewinsky was kind of attractive back when the scandal hit. She and Anna Nicole Smith were prime contenders for Women I'm Embarrassed I Found Hot - '90s Edition.

"Now-a you be a good boy, Clint-itchio, and don't lie."

Just because they had a white man/black woman couple on The Jeffersons doesn't mean it happens in real life. This IS make believe, you know.

I agree. The second movie is pretty horrible. I can't believe they went to production with that script.

They also paid off Billy Dee so that Tommy Lee Jones could play Two-Face.

I want to see that movie again.

Luckily my Crazy Friend doesn't know how to text, so I was able to get to my job interview in the suburbs in one piece two weeks ago.

Why, she's People Magazine's Most Beautiful Person of the Year!

He's 79 and blind. I wonder if they'd find an alternate to prison simply because of his health and celebrity. I doubt they'd put him in Gen Pop.

Oh! Ohhhhh! See, the kids today don't know what the 'ludes is all about. With their fentanyl and their carfentanil, their tweaking and their buzzing, the kids today don't know what they're missing. See, date rape is kind of like Picture Pages…no, wait! It's kind of like Pudding Pops - it's fun and afterwards it leaves…

You mean Ray D. Tutto?

I'm sorry, this isn't a bank, it's a lingerie shop.

I thought it was interesting that in both films, an actual living werewolf doesn't become global news.

A few years ago, I didn't pay my rent one month and then about six months later I did the same thing. I can't believe they never caught me; I'm still living in the same building.

Shit, I'm almost two years behind in the rent.

Terry Gilliam Barbecue Plagued By Production Delays

I remember reading Ask Dick Kleiner in the '80s. One dunce wrote him and asked if it was Richard Dreyfuss or Timothy Busfield that was in Jaws.

I just learned a new word.

Didn't Embry recently admit he was a heroin addict?

"I can't believe I'm finally meeting you! You were my favorite singer when I was a little girl!"