Yeah, us white people are so awful. If they could only get rid of us, this would be a just and peace-loving world.

Fuck people. Better more dogs than more people.

I reviewed the movie for my middle school newspaper. My next review was Terry Gilliam's The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, which was so obscure that at least one person accused me of making it up.

I remember him losing his show. Didn't he refute Bush's claims that the 9/11 hijackers were cowards and said that regardless of their intent, you'd have to be pretty brave to do what they did?

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I think Holly Body was the name of a character in Body Double, Patrick Bateman's favorite movie.

Where you think you're going, Pinocchio?

If you ever get in trouble, I know a great criminal defense lawyer in Fresno.

Nigel Incubator-Jones wasn't that talented.

"Lard Ass pretended he was eating cow flops and rat guts in blueberry sauce!"

That's also the plotline from Ernest Goes to Jail, except he turned magnetic, not psychic.

I miss Oz. A week or two ago, I watched the scene when Burr Redding starts a telemarketing company in Oz and Poet flips out when an old lady calls him a spook on the phone and quits. The show got ridiculous at times (how can it be that easy to kill people? aging drug?), but it was some seriously good entertainment.

Now that he's free, he could try dating her sisters Jan and Cindy.

I remember coating my Y-Wing with rubber cement and lighting it on fire and "flying" it around. The smoke was oily and I had to be careful I didn't get burnt by melting globules of gray plastic.

Alternate cast for Star Wars:

I prefer the ad showing Allen Iverson wiping away a tear while the copy says, "I can't even afford a cheeseburger."

You did know that the guy with the shit-stained underwear is also Divine, right?

Two Fun Facts:

Read Drew Barrymore's second autobiography and Steve Jones's first one. Found out Jones was a big fan of Boston and Journey in the '70s but was too afraid to admit it. He ended the book with a list of things that are not rock and roll and the top of the list was "Baldness."

I just read Ron Perlman's autobiography and he was pretty detailed in what it was like to work on Moreau.