I'm not defending not getting your kids vaccinated, but why does this have to mean everything he says and does is worthless and stupid? He has a stupid belief, but that doesn't mean I'd discount everything he says as being hopelessly stupid.

A proton torpedo, but pretty much a big fucking gun.

Bombs have chemicals, moving parts…it doesn't verk that way. But it can form solid metal objects. Knives and stabbing weapons.

Plus he wears a cowboy hat the whole time. I think he even does it during sex.

Fun fact: The shoe-polish-on-the-megaphone gag from Police Academy was an actual prank pulled on Michael Winner.

Does a house get blown up in that one? Because a friend of mine from college said they blew up the house her mother grew up in to film one of the Death Wish sequels.

I bought a big gun only because I'd get in trouble if I showed my penis in public. My big gun is the way I let the ladies know I have a big hog and they're going to take every inch of it and love it.

I worked at Hustler briefly and people like some sick shit in their porno. I saw a lot of fan letters and found that there are a lot of people who like she-males and a lot who think it's hot to see how badly women will degrade themselves for drugs.

Falling Down is a movie that gun nuts seem to love. It's silly, though it's a better movie than Death Wish, which I revisited last weekend.

Fun fact: In Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Connery is shot with a Walther PPK, James Bond's signature gun.

You might enjoy Max Hardcore. His porno is all about humiliating and degrading women, often in laughably extreme (speculum) or inept (taunting porno star's "parents" about what a slut their daughter is) ways.

Pesci: Smith & Wesson Model 66
Keitel: Smith & Wesson Model 659 and 639
Travolta: Auto-Ordnance M1911A1
Jackson: Star Model B
De Niro: Smith & Wesson Model 29

Fun fact: Belding is in the pilot episode of The Dukes of Hazzard and gets his ass kicked by Daisy after trying to grope her when she's serving drinks at The Boar's Nest.

"She's the one in Steel Magnolias that isn't famous."

You remember that time you married Lyle Lovett and all the newspapers were calling you guys "Beauty and the Beast" and then you weren't married anymore?

I've got a bit of bad news for you.

I'm seeing it this month while the Chicago Symphony Orchestra performs the score live.

Yeah, why don't they just get Chewbacca Mom to take over her part. She's sooo nasty looking,

Maybe getting in shape was a bad career move.

Give him a break, he's a good sport. He's a big goofy guy who can work either as the lead in an action movie or a dorky guy in a comedy. He does need to pick better material sometimes, though.