I tend to buy products and services after I've visited a sports arena they're named after.

I know he started it (tho Roger Avary wrote the scene), but I think it's been blown totally out of proportion.

I agree. I haven't done nearly enough to improve how I look to write myself off as hopelessly unattractive. And I mean that with no sarcasm.

She's no Naomi Campbell.

I guess you got pwnd then.

"You wanna go down to the dump and shoot some rats?"

Why not just have them kissing the ground with gratitude? Better yet, have them bring a bunch of small farm animals, like goats, with them, and they start offering them to the lifeguards?

Honestly, that's the only part I remember as well. Didn't Geraldo have a thing for Mitch's ex and so he looked to Mitch as the kind of guy he needed to emulate?

I turn 40 in a month and have never dated much or ever had a girlfriend because I don't look like that.

Yeah, but you also only remember E.T. because of Erika Eleniak.

And it's one of the few instances where I have next to no memory of the theme song.

Three years before he played Bond.

Are you sure this isn't Liza Spoonauer? Or maybe Lisa Spoonower with an "ow" instead of an "au?" I'm an ex-boyfriend…well, it'sjust that we talk all the time, andshe never mentioned this sudden death,which is why I'm thinking maybeit's a misprint… Maybe there'slike a vindictive copy editor workingfor you, like…

The other guy is Rick Rossovich.

I don't know if Chaplin's comedy would resonate with today's audiences.

I saw Legrand perform an original piece last year at the Gilmore Music Festival in Kalamazoo, Michigan. It was good, but he's no Bond composer.

We used to think if the video was in an oversized case, with the exception of Disney, it was probably a loser movie. That discounted all the MGM films, however.

Another perennial favorite was Darby O'Gill and the Little People.

Gloria Hendry in Live and Let Die is also pretty dumb.

If I were the stuntman who performed the corkscrew gag with the AMC Hornet, I would have found out who was responsible for adding the slide whistle sound effect and killed them.