The Cafe '80s scenes are maybe the worst of the series. Biff comes off like such a goddamn clod through the whole film.

Your mother is going to be pissed that you painted your winter boots gold.

Noon in South Bend, the students depart
From the speech by VP Pence
Lacking a brain and lacking a heart
God gave him no common sense

I remember in his standup, he said his newborn daughter was going to be ashamed of him while growing up since having him for a dad would be like having Curly Howard for your father. Then he said that when the doctor asked him if he wanted to cut the umbilical cord, he asked the doc if he'd knock $200 off the bill.

"Arrrrghhhh, what's going on?"

I only know he sucks from reading articles. I don't really care that much since I haven't watched Sesame Street since I was maybe 6 and even then I preferred Captain Kangaroo.

Now that is a turdish smile. A college friend of mine would have said, "He looks like he just ate a big pile of shit!"

How about a big round of applause for Anastasia? So much nicer than the savagery of the jungle, ja?

Elmo sucks

What about Edgar Poe Wong, aka "Snotty"?

"I'm going out to vote. I talked to my aunt and she said we all have to vote for Hillary 'cause she's the food stamp President and she'll make sure none of our shit gets canceled."

I remember when the Star Wars movies were considered old news, kids would set their old toys on fire with rubber cement, and they had to put lame collector coins in with the new line of action figures.

Next week, I'll talk about Woody Allen, hot dog hater and shitty director.

They could get that sex-obsessed Asian guy from Dexter.

"Mother, she preached a sermon!"
Do you remember the worst swear word in the world, according to Ramona?

I don't think I've ever read another story with a human character named Garfield in it. Plus, I think they called him "Garf."

A lot more of one than all those whiny POWs. They're always trying to get sympathy, talking about torture and starvation and all that, but Hogan's camp didn't look so bad.

Blubber is still a great book, but don't let your parents know it has the word "bitch" in it. Also "damn."

More like JESUS BEEZUS!

Ralph is a mouse
He's stupid, he's dumb
He looks like a louse
He belongs in a slum