I got out of the habit of cereal and oatmeal. I mostly make egg-based stuff.

Saucer of milk, table for two. Rowwwr.

I did read it. I agree with what you said; I'm just sick of them constantly doing articles about him.

Don't you mean that dads love WWII movies?

It's almost too easy to make fun of him, kind of like the reverse of when Chris Rock said that it was nearly impossible to mock Obama except maybe for having Dumbo ears.

I'll stick with The Sword in the Stone.

Last week I put a double disc of Elephant and The Firm in my Netflix queue.

"Thinking gives you wrinkles!"

Have they used O'Bowelmovement yet? Or made any jokes about turning the Rose Garden into a watermelon patch?

Put THEM up against the wall! That one looks racist! And that one voted for Trump! Who let all this riffraff into this dump? That one's wearing a fedora! And that one doesn't want to legalize pot! If I had my way, I'd have you all SHOT!

"Hey, boy! Hey, boy! You're looking mighty cute in them jeans. Come over here, boy! Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhhh! Slow down, boy! Else I'll clench my butt cheeks together, and rip your dick off."

"Water Sports (Theme from Wonder Woman)" by R. Kelly

Or porn star. Or soap opera character.

She's just trying to do damage control for when the fans find that the major action set pieces take place at a fashion show, a bake sale, and a Rodeo Drive shopping spree.

Putz.

You are not the President. No one who leads so many could possibly kneel so quickly.

It's just such a lame thing to poke fun at. You listed three things worth making fun of him for.

If a lot of people complain about all the political articles here, yes, it will effect change. Complaining about Trump won't do anything as far as getting him out of the Oval Office.

If someone from another country is stupid enough to think that Trump is the typical American, their opinion doesn't really matter. I agree that he makes us look bad, but people act like if they just complain enough on some pop culture website, it'll effect change.

My actual breakfast an hour ago: