The best part of the score is when Indy boards the U-boat to the cheers of the crew on the tramp steamer. Williams does something similar in Superman when Superman grabs the skid of the falling helicopter.

I have the feeling that 10 years from now, this kid will end up like Jake Lloyd.

And don't pick your nose!

I assist rich c*nts like you!

"Shake it, don't break it" is always a winner. Sometimes I wish I was Polish or Italian so I could ask a woman if she likes "Polish sausage."

Gilbert doing his Andrew "Dice" Clay impression. OHHHH!

Adam Sandler doing one of his little boy voices.

Ha ha ha rowrrrrrr….

Also fortune cookies.

Same here. We figured that U of M may beat us academically, but they don't know how to party like we do.

It's the same bullshit as when people get caught committing a crime and say, "I made a mistake." I'm sure she's very sorry she made those remarks - because she got caught.

I think it's really cool that I know someone named Elvis and see him almost every day and get to say "Hi, Elvis." Plus when I buy a new piece of furniture, he helps me pick it up in his cargo van and doesn't charge me a dime.

We always called them "cutters."

I heard you went to a restaurant and posted a bad review about the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

"Who dumped a whole truckload of Fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets…explode."

We're not talking about Harry Knowles here.

Jew eat?

"What's the matter, Susie? What's the matter, Jill?"

I don't like getting my face that close to the toilet bowl.

"Well, he was a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine, that kind of Yale thing."