What I want is one invincible superbeing punching another invincible superbeing for control of the universe, where the stakes are if the bad guy wins, darkness will befall the Earth and we will all be enslaved. But if the good guy punches harder, that means there will be everlasting sunshine, and a world with a…

They're both great directors and shouldn't have to waste themselves on another boring stupid bullshit superhero movie.

Top ten 2017 baby names for boys:

I still haven't forgiven Geena Davis and Lori Petty for not wearing their '40s outfits after filming A League of Their Own.

And my shadow weighs 42 lbs…

You grew up in Flint? My aunt started her career as a teacher there, but moved to Grand Blanc when things got bad.

When he appears on TV, the subtitle should read "Fatty Michael Moore."

What loving parent names their kid "Channing"?

So many great character actors, and they have to choose Braff for their new sitcom.

My Uncle Duane died a few weeks ago. He wasn't huge, and he died from COPD from cigarette smoking, but he had a belly and often wore suspenders. The suspenders framed his belly, making it look more prominent. I doubt he cared. If I were casting my life story, Ernest Borgnine would have played him.

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I admonish all AV Clubbers to remember that he is fat. Not just chunky or chubby, but bona-fide fat. Therefore, anything he has to say should be viewed as "he thought it up while he was roasting a turkey."

They got little cars

At least (I think) we're not going to be subjected to her younger sister with plenty of plastic surgery like we are with Noah Cyrus.

I should have said a fictional show would be funny. Though Judge Judy is pretty funny as well.

I heard traffic court was where they put the low-tier judges, but small claims court sounds worse.

Anyone else think this case was taken by a recent law school grad who is currently building a bad reputation in whatever community they decide to practice in?

"I'm dead sexy…errr, look at my titties…. You were crap!"

I liked his intro for Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon. They probably wouldn't allow it now since it makes fun of actors with causes.

A nose ring and an ugly haircut like that grimacing Shark Tank woman who wants me to refinance my mortgage through those lead-generating websites. I guess this is where we're supposed to take Katy Perry seriously.