You know, that advice about how you should "be true to yourself" and "it doesn't matter what other people think" and "dare to be different" and all that shit?

I can say the same about Ryan Seacrest, if you take out the two parts before "I really fucking hate."

So they're like those ads for Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star where the guy stands by the side of the screen and shouts reasons why you need to see this funny, funny movie?

It's just another excuse for Barsanti to make a whiny statement like, "Capaldi most likely being replaced by another white Englishman."

I heard the n-word a lot.

I would think a comment like "Hollywood is run by the Jews" would be more accurate, though no less offensive.

So if I lived in L.A., and used cocaine, I could keep my dealer in line by reminding him (when I was in L.A., it was a her) that Tim Allen is looking for work?

Better yet, go on eBay and buy some Allen Edmonds or Johnston-Murphys for a discount price.

Every fourth asshole cyclist in Chicago. They all play shitty rap music and the only words you can make out are "bitch" and "motherfucker."

Tapioca pudding made on the stove is delicious.

That's pretty much it.

Please don't promote audio speakers for cyclists. It's one thing hearing it from cars; it's even worse than hearing someone's shit music while I have to bike next to them.

If I fantasized myself as a cartoon character, it wouldn't look like me.

It sounds like a lot of people did, so I no longer feel weird about liking Ariel. Or Casey's daughters in that sequel to "Casey at the Bat."

Hats with broad brims can be quite cute and help them prevent from burning.

"…it's incredibly, incredibly, almost impossibly rare to get an officially-sanctioned exorcism from the Vatican."

I have a well-documented thing for redheads, the paler and frecklier, the better.

When will Light of Day see the light of day? I've always wondered it it's a good movie.

Capra was Italian-American. My heritage is Scots-Irish, Swedish, Finnish, German, and Belgian.

I never lusted over Ariel, but I remember leaving a neighbor's house after seeing the "Part of Your World" scene and thinking, Am I supposed to have a crush on a cartoon character?