No, wait! I have more!

They're only sucking up to fat people because they know they use up more soap.

Isn't he the first really big opponent?

I think Great Tiger just said something about how nobody beats his punch.

I don't know if you want the people who would actually buy those dolls to be responsible for a real child.

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I recently helped a friend train for a boxing match and he was wearing a black tank top and he is slim with dark hair and I kept laughing a bit while cornering him in because I had the music stuck in my head. Afterwards, I told him what I was chuckling about and suggested that if he wanted to win, he should join The…

Kind of like REO Speedwagon. REO stands for Ransom E. Olds, who also founded Oldsmobile.

This is the creepiest thing I've seen since I worked for a Franklin Mint-type company that sold an ultra-realistic baby doll that was specially weighted to feel just like a real one. What was creepy was that the doll wasn't for Putter, it was deliberately designed and marketed to lonely middle-aged women.

It's a 1912 Christie Front Drive Steam Pumper. Had a 4-cylinder engine and got about 60 horsepower. Cost about $8,000 new. Made in Hoboken.

Every time I see his last scene in Empire where they lose the Falcon and he stalks out while everyone looks fearful, I imagine everyone dropping dead.

Oh, don't worry…they only get better. By the time that alien starts swimming, you'll forget all that lame-ass character development and buildup of suspense Cameron made us sit through.

My mom and stepdad read everything Patterson writes. Are they murder mysteries? Are they any good?

Alas, poor Bigdick! I knew him, Fellatio! A fellow of infinite length, of most excellent breadth; he hath cum in my face a thousand times; and now, how diminished my libido is! My cock rises at it. Here hung those pussy lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your labia now? Your ass? Your clit? Your…

That's exactly what the article about it I read said, "Sugar Bear has a type." If that means Mama June - thin or fat - then God help him.

"What are you wearing, a broomstick and a trash bag? Why don't you put some meat on you? A few pounds lighter, you'll be Miss Ethiopia! And you're not going out in that whorehouse dress; you'll end up peddling your ass, you stupid bitch!"

1) Get betrayed by your husband/boyfriend. Get depressed and gain weight.
2) Lose weight and tell everyone you got your "revenge body" since the ultimate fuck-you is for an enemy to see you while you're thin.

The Farrellys said they had no problem getting Paul Simon to okay the use of "The Sounds of Silence."

They do do both. The cycle is:

She's a female celebrity. According to the gossip sites, for the most part, their job is to lose weight or get pregnant.