Interesting about Bourne because most James Bond films are shelved as something like "James Bond Vol. 6: You Only Live Twice."

It's Crazy Puerto Rican Friend. The name seemed a bit long and I was just waiting for somebody here to say I was a racist for making fun of someone non-white. Bad enough I dare to make fun of someone with less money and education than I do.

He did call me "a true kid…"

It's not worth seeing twice.

For about a week, I wasn't in the mood to watch any TV or movies, but today, I started the second season of Hannibal. The first season was just okay, but there are only three total and I'm pretty familiar with Thomas Harris's books, so I figured I'd stick it out. I'm going to a Silence of the Lambs discussion Thursday…

Come to think of it, I don't recall Porky's having any girls with really big boobs in it.

Whenever I go to the library, they have the film shelved as Live. Die. Repeat.

Even better…last year I bought a hardcover copy of one of his other books. It came in okay shape, but without the dust jacket, and the vendor refunded my five bucks and told me to keep the book. Then I looked inside and JS had signed it to someone seven years before I was born.

I'm surprised more people didn't say "Who is he to be criticizing anyone's movies? Look at the one he did!" though BTVOTD was never meant to be a great film.

I remember that one. They got a special blanket for him that would ring a bell whenever he started pissing the bed. He had the bunk above Arnold and I remember laughing when the bell rang, Arnold sighed and opened an umbrella and a bunch of piss rained down on him.

My copy was signed by JS in 1988, when I was 11 years old.

The one that really deflated things was the incest/rape subplot in The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys.

"Cook YOUR favorite meal tonight, honey!"

It's probably because JJL looked so small and innocent in that movie. The women I remember him calling "the most beautiful" at various times were Aishwarya Ali and Daphne Zuniga and he also had a well-known predilection for black women. I remember he really liked Pam Grier back in the '70s.

Ebert could go either way on raunchy movies. He liked Animal House and even that terrible Tom Hanks movie Bachelor Party.

I've seen at least four of the Fridays and all of them were complete garbage, not worth watching again. Ebert did tend to view people enjoying the films as a sign that society was getting worse. I think he was taking things a bit too seriously…that's like saying anyone who goes to a boxing or MMA match is there…

Next to me in harness my kid brother silently, doggedly stripped package after package until he hit the zeppelin. It was the jackpot!
"WOW! A ZEPPELIN! WHOOPEE! WOW!"
Falling over sideways with an ear-splitting yell, he launched it upward into the middle branches of the tree. Two glass angels and a golden bugle…

This was an interesting review I read while re-reading the one for Fast Times.

It's arguable that the abortion subplot is a bit heavy for what is otherwise a goofy teen comedy.

He was hard on Fast Times because he was repulsed by the sex humor. I'm guessing it was the carrot scene in the cafeteria. He gave the movie a one-star rating though he praised a lot of the cast. That's a worse rating than he gave Porky's.