Getting directly attacked is bad enough, but I know how it can hurt when someone makes a random comment about you to others when you're not even around and it gets lots of upvotes. It makes you feel that people see you as nothing but a big joke here.

Several years ago, I kept track of all the movies I saw by year, rating them. Here's my view of
1982:

I've recommended it to two people. The script was written by former Onion writer Robert Siegel, who also wrote the Mickey Rourke film The Wrestler.

It's a big deal in Chicago. I've been to hot dog places where the employees wear buttons that read DON'T EVEN ASK.

I'd be remiss if I didn't point out my preference for Vanessa Bayer, her red hair, and her huge mouth. Oh yeah, and she can be funny, too.

I don't see why ketchup is such a bad thing on a hot dog and I don't want it cluttered up with all that shit they try to put on there.

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I live in Chicago and I'd like ketchup, mustard, and onions on mine with no pickles or sport peppers.

What, when you heard Chewbacca growl in a Star Wars movie, you didn't feel like maybe you weren't alone out there?

You can get a cheap casket made out of plywood, but they tend to collapse upon the occupants. You also have the option of renting an expensive casket for the viewing and subbing in a cheaper one before burial. The cheapest are cardboard caskets that are used when the deceased is cremated.

Wasn't it Supermarket Sweep? My mom and little brother used to like that one. I never saw it…I presume the race through the store was the finale of each episode.

That was pretty good, Beavis. You sound just like that buttknocker.

BOINGGGGGGGGG!

I remember going into the Best Buy in the same complex, if memory serves, and seeing Kirk Acevedo, who was then on Oz. I said to him "McManus is going to go nuts when he finds out you escaped from Em City," which he found funny, which was charitable of him.

I don't need a casket. I'm donating my body to Sedlec Ossuary.

He probably already did that in the locker room.

With the possible exception of the ones where they'd let you loose in a Toys 'R' Us for five minutes and you got to keep everything in your cart.

Jeffrey Dahmer once said human flesh tastes like beef.

At least she got lucky in the looks department.

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