Maybe she's the "11-year-old bimbo" sitting on the lap of "some aging gorilla" in one of the nightclub scenes of the book American Psycho.

The problem's clear to see
Too much technology
Machines that run our lives
Machines dehumanize

Even if your idea wasn't good, I'd upvote you for using the right word. It's "shitting," not "pooping." "Taking a dump" is also acceptable.

I also remember the stupid-but-funny In Living Color sketch where Jim Carrey played Telly, who used a Player's Club (a billy club) to rob other gamblers and beat down hotel workers for penthouse suites and front-row tickets to shows.

Robert Tessier's been dead for almost 27 years. I'd suggest Nicholas Worth, but he's dead too.

I remember the opposite being true for Nintendo. With notable exceptions like The Legend of Zelda and Mike Tyson's Punch Out, Nintendo's own games were considered lame compared to the stuff released by other companies like Konami or Tecmo or Data East.

When I was a kid, one of the cereal companies ran a contest where the grand prize was your very own cabinet arcade game. The commercial showed a guy unloading it off a truck for this awestruck kid. I thought the absolute coolest thing in the world would be having a cabinet arcade game in my room despite:

Gozer the Traveler! He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the Rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what…

It's too bad the days of hiring commercial artists to illustrate movie posters is long over. Drew Struzan is the only artist still working and he's only usually brought on for stuff he has a history with like Star Wars or Indiana Jones.

"I want to see more of you around the lab."

I didn't see that film for a very long time but got curious. Awful script, but great production design and a lovely song ("The Closing of the Year").

And wasn't he like super young when he got the part?

Wasn't he called Ahchoo (a parody of Morgan Freeman as Azeem) and it was Robin Hood: Men In Tights? I've still never seen it.

They're rebooting Spider-Man for the second time in five years. That makes a remake of A Star Is Born the equivalent of Being John Malkovich as far as originality goes.

What made it less appealing?

"I've never seen Colbert so angry, and frankly, comedy fans, he used a word that's a no-no with the FCC."

If they had a GoFundMe for a Playa Haters Ball movie, I'd give it a hundred bucks.

"Nobody's going to buy a stereo if you play that country-western shit. What kind of brother are you, anyway?"

I remember when he was Reggie Warrington in The Nutty Professor.

It's worth it if only for Gregg Valentino's interviews. The guy is funny as hell.