Ehhhh…too Jewish.

I'll watch if they start passing rotten vegetables out to the audiences to throw at the bad performers.

I was the hit of my senior year talent show when I lip-synced Barry White's "Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe." Maybe I should try out.

I still cringe a bit when I checked up on an old girlfriend and read her husband's profile and then got a notice that he looked at mine. I just hope he thought I looked richer, better-looking, and more successful that he could ever hope to be.

When I was on it, 3/4 of my "friends" were people from h.s. that I hadn't talked to in years and really didn't care about.

There was Taylor Swift, though I guess we can't crucify him for that forever. Of course, that stupid song about how he might still fuck her didn't help.

You can feel bad for him and still think he's an asshole. That pretty much sums up my brother. I found out last week that he got busted for second DUI and will probably spend a bit of time in jail - one part of me feels terrible for him and another thinks of all the rotten things he's done and figures he gets what he…

He's a pretty shy guy. Every interview, he says he'd just like to be left alone and that he's nobody special.

He also had to give up filet mignon for rump roast.

I write for a living, so most of my work is project-based. I might work somewhere as long as six months, but I rarely keep track of any of my former co-workers/bosses and never consider them friends. There is one exception: a creative director I worked under became a friend and three years later, we still meet once…

"I love Hispanics!" - D. Trump

You want to bang heads with me?

Bigger, Stronger, Faster is one of the most entertaining docs I've ever seen.

Right on. I deleted my Facebook several years ago and never looked back. I keep a LinkedIn account, but only to search for jobs. The only reason I've ever asked anyone to follow me on there is so that I don't have zero followers…why would I give two fucks about some shitbird who hired me for a project a year ago?

"Heh-heh, yes. 'Call the police.' This should be a hoot!"

Joseph Merrick.

Momoa
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean, what they say
Momoa!

He could play Cousin Paddy, who came to stay for a few weeks.

I think they found that Alzado didn't die from steroids, despite his famous "I'm Sick and I'm Scared" article; he died after being injected with human growth hormone harvested from the corpse of a man who had died with brain cancer.

The record scratches where the thing that really made me hate it.