She bought the thing on clearance and then after her video, they couldn't make enough of them. I think Kohl's gave her family something like five figures worth of store credit and a bunch of Star Wars toys.

Maybe forced perspective like in Darby O'Gill and the Little People.

That overbite….

I'm just jealous because I only smoked pot once in high school. I did play hooky to go see Beverly Hills Cop III, but you probably know how that went.

My brother jumped on the "she's like pure joy" bandwagon and said I was being a crabby cynic for not being touched by the sight of an infantile woman playing with a toy and, of course, filming herself.

Just as long as Chewbacca Mom isn't going to show up.

Thank God I usually stick to Steel Reserve, right?

That should be the cornerstone of our health care plan. Train hard, don't do drugs, stay in school, and be a Real American.

YES, YOU MUST HAVE THE HOSTAGE SPECIAL!

What shoes?

I am a real American
Fight for the rights of every man
I am a real American
Fight for what's right
Fight for your life!

The article I read said, "'There was no legitimate threat at AHS today. It was a misunderstanding where a student wore a Star Wars costume for "May the Fourth Be With
You" day. There was no intent of a threat, but the student will be held accountable,' said Ashwaubenon School District said in a Facebook post."

Were their outfits something that could be worn in a non-sexual place, or on the street?

Some people dislike the shouting, but I think more will dislike him because he makes jokes about gays, rap music, drunk driving, and, most of all, women who have done him wrong.

I read on CNN this morning that a couple of jackasses named their kid "Darth Vader Williamson" back when the first film came out.

This dog had no ears. The owner says it often gets infections because it's easy for things to get in there.

Most people look awful nude. I'd much rather see a girl wearing something pretty or sexy than see her nude.

This morning, I saw a very cute pit bull and when I was petting it, I commented on its tiny ears.

That's one thing I'll praise it for…it didn't slather it with too much sauce.

"Grover Dill! Farkas's little toady. Mean, rotten…his lips curled over his green teeth!"