I love the book it's based on. Kinison is not popular here, but he's one of my favorite comedians.

Is that really true? What did he have against Gere?

And they'd cast some boring hero character to defeat him in a big fight or something.

He had plenty of practice in those "All Things Scottish" sketches on SNL.

I meant Teresa Wright. Someone else corrected me on that. In her best-known films, she was cute and like 20 years old.

It wasn't bad, but it seemed kind of small and more bun than fish.

I'll put it on my Netflix list. Thanks.

For a guy whose livelihood for the past 35 years has been partially based on how super-good-looking he is, Cruise has kind of yellow teeth. I don't even think he smokes.

Maybe we've got this all wrong. Maybe he just hates Kimmel and doesn't want to pay for HIS health care. I mean, do you want to pay for Kimmel's health care, if you had an option to pick someone else to pay for?

Huh-huh….hang it on your crotch and see if she shows up!

I went there two days ago and got a free Big John.

What was worse is that when the movie ended, they're showing old home movies of Hanks as a boy and the audience is in tears and my friend and I look at each other and start giggling over that stupid "hot yogurt" joke again and people were glaring at us.

The ones I recall that got recycled:

"All right, give me a Pepsi Free."

BLEEEEP!

My favorite episode.

It would have been funnier if they had stuck with the notion that Fat Bastard truly does consider himself "dead sexy" to women. The "overweight child" speech is just an excuse for another fart (and another gag to recycle in the next film).

Not yet, but I am drinking. :)

It was such a horrible joke. I have heard that it's not that uncommon for ER doctors to treat people who do shove things up their ass, but maybe I'm thinking of an old Chuck Paluhniuk story.

If he's so tough, how come cancer kicked his ass?