When we saw it in the theatre, I made a muffled sarcastic Homer Simpson laugh to my friend when I heard the joke and we both started cracking up, big time. People gave us dirty looks, thinking we actually found the joke funny.

When hiring anchors, they should adopt a "will they/won't they" subtext more often. Even if the news is boring, people will be wondering when that female anchor will notice that the "secret admirer" who sends her notes and flowers to her is really her co-anchor. And if the female anchor can get over her fear of having…

The dude who sang the theme from Greatest American Hero?

A Sub-Mariner movie would be kind of cool if the character is like the one in the Jules Feiffer collection I had. The plot is Namor decides he hates humans, so he surfaces in New York Harbor, beats up a bunch of people, and tries to kill a woman with a baby carriage by throwing the spire of the Empire State Building…

I've only seen him on Party Down. I wonder whatever happened to that Sam Kinison movie he was supposed to do.

Which probably wouldn't be funny. The whole point is that Austin thinks his behavior is appropriate, and then they take the joke a bit further when we see his shtick DOES work, and on intelligent women as well. It's funnier that people, at least in the '60s, truly believed Austin was this sexually irresistible guy.

I prefer Josh Nad.

I have a cousin who is constantly talking about farting and "everyone loves their own brand" is often quoted.

Old man, carving a kayak out of a telephone pole?

"That other you is a real dick."

I wonder how many people got the joke of Basil's name.

I always found it interesting that one of the most common defenses is to point out that the accuser has done the same thing as them, e.g., "Don't call me a thief when I know you've stolen a few things in your day."

Gerbils, Dude.

I think we should hide-strap his ass to a pine rail and send him down the Monon line.

You have to really suck to be a fat guy comedian and not be funny.

In the MAD parody, they showed East Houston townspeople fainting and cowering in Non's presence.

"Did you know that if you tried to dig a hole to China, you'd end up in Australia? There, a kangaroo might hand you a fortune cookie that reads, 'G'day, mate!' AH AH AH!"

Maybe they just didn't find it funny. They should have used the joke from Philadelphia about how gay guys fake an orgasm by pouring hot yogurt down the other guy's back.

Okay, let me get this straight: Trump supporters think Colbert needs to be more respectful and sensitive towards gay people?

He also beat up Ireland once and it was a really good fight.